animal jokes

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What do you call a dinosaur that turns small words into big words?

A Thesaurus!

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posted by "Samuel Donner" |
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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posted by "ERS" |
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A grandfather and grandson were taking a nature hike together. The grandfather remarked how nature can teach us many lessons. The grandson asked which lesson was the most important one he had learned.

The grandfather replied, "Well, if you find a baby squirrel in the woods, don’t carry it in your shirt unless you’re wearing a very tight belt."

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posted by "Marty" |
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A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she asked.

"Alligator teeth," the Indian replied.

"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."

"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."

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posted by "HENNE" |