If an elephant has a trunk, then just where is his glove compartment?
Everyone's heard of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as the ninth reindeer, but many people don't know that there is a tenth one whose name was Olive.
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
Never tell a pig a secret... because they love to squeel.
What are the facilities called where huskies are trained to start their sleds moving and to speed them up in the Iditarod sled competition?
Mush Rooms.