If an elephant has a trunk, then just where is his glove compartment?
Everyone's heard of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as the ninth reindeer, but many people don't know that there is a tenth one whose name was Olive.
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
Never tell a pig a secret... because they love to squeel.
What are the facilities called where huskies are trained to start their sleds moving and to speed them up in the Iditarod sled competition?