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Two ducks are in a pond. One went "Quack quack!" and the other duck said, "That's funny, I was just about to say that!" 

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posted by "Mounika" |
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What do you call an insane cow removed from his pasture and locked up in a pen?

De-ranged!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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If a rooster laid an egg on the top of the roof, which way will the egg fall if the wind is blowing west?


Answer: Roosters do not lay eggs.

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posted by "Amie Aristodemou" |
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Farm Boy: My pop can't decide whether to get a new cow or tractor for his farm.

City Boy: He'd certainly look silly riding around on a cow.

Farm Boy: Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a tractor!

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |