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Favorite this joke Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.
If you are diving and are approached by a shark, they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.
If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.
If an elephant has a trunk, then just where is his glove compartment?
Everyone's heard of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as the ninth reindeer, but many people don't know that there is a tenth one whose name was Olive.
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
Never tell a pig a secret... because they love to squeel.
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