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Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.

If you are diving and are approached by a shark, they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.

If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.

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posted by "Katyman123" |
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If an elephant has a trunk, then just where is his glove compartment?

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Everyone's heard of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as the ninth reindeer, but many people don't know that there is a tenth one whose name was Olive.

"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Never tell a pig a secret... because they love to squeel.

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |