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Why were two giraffes kicked out of the zoo?

They were caught necking.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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What do you call a dog on the beach?

A Hot Dog

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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A girl was visiting her friend who had acquired two new dogs, and she asked what their names were. The friend responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLOOOOO," answered the friend. "They're watch dogs!"

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posted by "Tomaso" |
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(German Sheppard parents to their puppy named Max) Max you'll need to keep your nose to the grindstone and become a working dog if you want to have a bright future.

(Max the puppy) But my friend has kept his nose to the grindstone and he doesn’t have a job.

(Mother replies) Not really Max, your friend Arf Arf is just a Pug.

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posted by "Marty" |