animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road... and was cited for littering.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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What did the turkey say to the chicken on Thanksgiving?

You're clucky, you're not a turkey.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Q: What did the sick fish say to his friend?

A: I'm a little green around the gills.

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posted by "Jonathan Alan Miller" |
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Two bats and a bunny walk into a restaurant and order a round of pizzas. The waiter brings out the order, and when they're finished he says, "That'll be 68 bucks, guys."

The bunny pays, and the waiter says, "We don't get a lot of customers like you guys in here, you know."

The bunny says, "At 68 bucks for three small pizzas, I'm not surprised."

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posted by "HENNE" |