animal jokes

A gecko was talking a stroll in the park and came upon a duck. He said, "Hi duck, what do you do for a living?"

The duck replied, "I sell gap insurance so if you’re out of work you still have money coming in." The duck then asked how the gecko made a living.

The gecko said, "I also sell insurance but I sell every kind of insurance you can imagine! I sell house, car, life…"

Before he could finish the duck ate the gecko! The duck said, "Well, at least he had good coverage!"

What do you call an insane cow removed from his pasture and locked up in a pen?

De-ranged!

If a rooster laid an egg on the top of the roof, which way will the egg fall if the wind is blowing west?


Answer: Roosters do not lay eggs.