animal jokes

Farm Boy: My pop can't decide whether to get a new cow or tractor for his farm.

City Boy: He'd certainly look silly riding around on a cow.

Farm Boy: Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a tractor!

Abner: We've got a hen down at our house that lays white eggs.

Luke: What's so wonderful about that?

Abner: Can you do it?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

It's time to get a new fence.

A guy and his dog went into a bar. The guy tells the bartender, named Rafe, that his dog is the smartest dog in the world. Rafe tells the guy to prove it.

Guy: What's the bartenders name?
Dog: Rafe!

Guy: What's the thing that covers a house?
Dog: Roof!

Guy: What is the opposite of smooth?
Dog: Rough!

Guy: Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?
Dog: Ruth!

Then Rafe kicks the guy and his dog out of the bar because he's had enough of their trickery. When outside the bar, the dog says to the guy, "I think I know what went wrong. I should have said 'Mantle'!"