animal jokes

Two seagulls were flying toward a very crowded beach. They couldn’t believe their eyes when they spotted a flying cow in front of them.

The one seagull turned to the other one and said, "I have a feeling someone’s going to have a very bad day."

Two dogs wearing their finest collars entered a bar.

After ordering they noticed that all the other dogs in the bar were not wearing collars.

That's when they realized they were in a STRAY BAR.

A gecko was talking a stroll in the park and came upon a duck. He said, "Hi duck, what do you do for a living?"

The duck replied, "I sell gap insurance so if you’re out of work you still have money coming in." The duck then asked how the gecko made a living.

The gecko said, "I also sell insurance but I sell every kind of insurance you can imagine! I sell house, car, life…"

Before he could finish the duck ate the gecko! The duck said, "Well, at least he had good coverage!"