animal jokes

(German Sheppard parents to their puppy named Max) Max you'll need to keep your nose to the grindstone and become a working dog if you want to have a bright future.

(Max the puppy) But my friend has kept his nose to the grindstone and he doesn’t have a job.

(Mother replies) Not really Max, your friend Arf Arf is just a Pug.

I lost a valuable Indian Head penny in my yard the other day. Good thing I have my pet bloodhound Barney. I let him outside to try to find it, and good ol' Barney picked up the cent right away!