animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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What did the badger say to the bear?

Have a beary nice day, I hope it's not too grizzly!

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posted by "Brian King" |
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What do you get when you cross a elephant with a rhino?

Hellifiknow

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posted by "Brent DeLong" |
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My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.

The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a horn and one didn't.

"Well," she replied, "the one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.

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posted by "Tnevs" |