What kind of construction are dogs good at?
Roofing
What's the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?
The man wears a suit. The dog just pants.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
A bear walks into a restaurant and says, "I want a grilled............... cheese please."
The waiter asks, "What's with the pause?"
The bear replies. "What do you mean, I'm a bear aren't I?