animal jokes

What goes Mu-Mu?

A cow that studders.

What goes "oooooooooooooooo!!!"?

A cow with no lips.

A journalist ask a VIP lady: "What is man in your opinion?"

The lady replies: "Owl."
"Owl?"
"Yes, owl."
"Why owl?"

The ladies answers: "Because normally man finds all good qualities and the beauty of a lady only in the darkness of night."

I wonder, do birds always plan things, or do they sometimes just wing it?