What goes Mu-Mu?
A cow that studders.
What goes "oooooooooooooooo!!!"?
A cow with no lips.
A journalist ask a VIP lady: "What is man in your opinion?"
The lady replies: "Owl."
"Owl?"
"Yes, owl."
"Why owl?"
The ladies answers: "Because normally man finds all good qualities and the beauty of a lady only in the darkness of night."
I wonder, do birds always plan things, or do they sometimes just wing it?