animal jokes

While taking their dog on a road trip, a family carries his drinking water in a gin bottle. On one occasion they stopped for lunch and let him out of the car. Pouring some water from the bottle into his bowl, the husband noticed a man watching with fascination.

The man slowly approached the family and whispered, "I hope that you're not going to let that dog drive!"

There is this boat on a jungle tour crowded with cheerful and motivated tourists. That was when they saw a frog sitting on the edge of the boat with a languid and sad look holding on to his old guitar. A tourist asks the captain what was the meaning of that?

- Look, sir. He likes attention, he is a "show frog" and plays and sings for fun. Whenever someone touches his left leg, he then raises his left leg and plays popular music. And whenever you touch his right leg, he raises his right leg and plays soft music .

- And if someone touches both his legs?

- Don't be dumb sir, if you touch both his legs, then he raises both legs, falls backwards, and sinks in the water.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on them.

How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.

Why is it so hard to shoe flies?

Because their feet are so tiny.