animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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A man was driving down a country road and he was passed by what seemed to be a chicken that had three legs. The man sped up and followed the chicken, who turned down a long driveway leading to an old farm house. The man pulled up next to the house and out came a farmer, his wife, and their son.

The man said, "Did you see that, a three legged chicken!"

The farmer replied, "Oh yes, we once had a three legged chicken hatch so we bred it because all of us like to have a chicken leg at dinner and this solves the problem."

The man scratched his head and asked, "So how does it taste?"

The farmer replied, "Don't know, we ain't caught one yet."

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A frog croaks all the time, while a cat only nine times.

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There are two flies on the ceiling. One fly says to the other fly, "Don't look now, but your man's open!"

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What did the badger say to the bear?

Have a beary nice day, I hope it's not too grizzly!

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