animal jokes

What are the facilities called where huskies are trained to start their sleds moving and to speed them up in the Iditarod sled competition?

Mush Rooms.

Two horse enthusiasts were having a conversation.

"I found a veterinarian that specializes in racehorses. Their legs and joints can get very tender and fragile as they get old. My 'ol Betsy is starting to have problems trotting."

"What's so great about this place?"

"They're professional, experienced, and they have extremely fast service."

"So what's this place called?"

"Po-Knee Express!"

Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers...

- He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
- SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
- Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
- Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
- Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he’s browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
- The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
- He can’t help attacking the screen when he hears “You’ve Got Mail”.
- It’s too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits.
- The FETCH command isn’t available on all platforms.
- He can’t stick his head out of Windows.

Coming into the house after shopping.

Daughter: Mom, please don't forget to bring in Pip's t-o-y.

Mom: What are you doing? Has your dog learned how to spell?