animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Abner: We've got a hen down at our house that lays white eggs.

Luke: What's so wonderful about that?

Abner: Can you do it?

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

It's time to get a new fence.

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posted by "timjeron81" |
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A guy and his dog went into a bar. The guy tells the bartender, named Rafe, that his dog is the smartest dog in the world. Rafe tells the guy to prove it.

Guy: What's the bartenders name?
Dog: Rafe!

Guy: What's the thing that covers a house?
Dog: Roof!

Guy: What is the opposite of smooth?
Dog: Rough!

Guy: Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?
Dog: Ruth!

Then Rafe kicks the guy and his dog out of the bar because he's had enough of their trickery. When outside the bar, the dog says to the guy, "I think I know what went wrong. I should have said 'Mantle'!"

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. She loved them so much, she couldn't keep from remarking about their cute habits.

As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and moistened each dog's head when I had finished.

After the fourth puppy, I noticed my talkative client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I never realized they had to be baptized."

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posted by "HENNE" |