animal jokes

Why did the sheep get a parking ticket?

Because he was a baa-aaa-aad driver.

I think that a Koala should definitely be considered a bear instead of a Marsupial...

It certainly has all of the Koalafications.

What are turkeys NOT allowed to say to each other after they've had a big meal at the dinner table?

"I'm stuffed!"

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?

A: Because it has its own scales!