Why did the sheep get a parking ticket?
Because he was a baa-aaa-aad driver.
I think that a Koala should definitely be considered a bear instead of a Marsupial...
It certainly has all of the Koalafications.
What are turkeys NOT allowed to say to each other after they've had a big meal at the dinner table?
"I'm stuffed!"
Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!