Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back."
He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for a while, then walks back across the street.
The other dog asks, "What was that about?"
The first dog replies, "Just checking my messages."
"When I walk into a room, I expect your undivided attention. Don't look over here or over there, look at me. If you say something to me, I just may want to ignore you. That's my prerogative. In addition, when I utter so much as a sound, you are to smile, nod approvingly, and praise me."
Sounds like your boss, right?
Well, you're half right. I'm also your cat!