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Favorite this joke Everyone's heard of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as the ninth reindeer, but many people don't know that there is a tenth one whose name was Olive.
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
10th Place
won
$5.00
Never tell a pig a secret... because they love to squeel.
5th Place
won
$10.00
What are the facilities called where huskies are trained to start their sleds moving and to speed them up in the Iditarod sled competition?
Mush Rooms.
Two horse enthusiasts were having a conversation.
"I found a veterinarian that specializes in racehorses. Their legs and joints can get very tender and fragile as they get old. My 'ol Betsy is starting to have problems trotting."
"What's so great about this place?"
"They're professional, experienced, and they have extremely fast service."
"So what's this place called?"
"Po-Knee Express!"
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