animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back."

He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for a while, then walks back across the street.

The other dog asks, "What was that about?"

The first dog replies, "Just checking my messages."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Buy a dog a toy and the dog will play with it forever...

Buy a cat a toy and the cat will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"When I walk into a room, I expect your undivided attention. Don't look over here or over there, look at me. If you say something to me, I just may want to ignore you. That's my prerogative. In addition, when I utter so much as a sound, you are to smile, nod approvingly, and praise me."

Sounds like your boss, right?

Well, you're half right. I'm also your cat!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Driving down the street in Sydney, Australia, I was pulled over and given a ticket for "failing to yield to a leaping marsupial".

And then I knew the fix was in, when on the citation it stated that I was to appear in Kangaroo Court!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |