animal jokes

There was a monkey sitting in a banana tree. He was very hungry. He knew that somewhere in the tree there was a magic banana, and that once he ate that banana, he wouldn't be hungry anymore.

He ate one banana. That wasn't it. He was still hungry. He ate another banana. That wasn't it either. He was still hungry.

Finally, after he ate his tenth banana, he wasn't hungry anymore. "I knew I'd find it," he said. "It's too bad that I didn't eat that one first. I wouldn't have to waste all those other bananas."

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

"Tea, Rex?"

Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".

Walking our dogs one morning my friend and I noticed they were both looking intently at a large cat.

My friend turned to me and said, "Now that's a cat scan!"