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Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers...

- He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
- SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
- Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
- Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
- Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he’s browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
- The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
- He can’t help attacking the screen when he hears “You’ve Got Mail”.
- It’s too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits.
- The FETCH command isn’t available on all platforms.
- He can’t stick his head out of Windows.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Coming into the house after shopping.

Daughter: Mom, please don't forget to bring in Pip's t-o-y.

Mom: What are you doing? Has your dog learned how to spell?

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posted by "Tessie" |
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Mama rabbit was having a heck of a time keeping her brood under control. Papa rabbit was already at work at his job in the carrot patch.

"Benji, quiet down and eat your breakfast!" mama yelled.

"I don't want to!"

"Lisa! Quit making a mess of your room. You're making me very angry!"

"I don't care!"

"Lonny, quit chasing that hamster! You're going to knock something over!"

"I'll quit when I catch him!"

Just then the phone rang, and an exasperated mama rabbit answered the phone. "How are things going?" asked papa rabbit.

"Not good," replied mama. "I'm having a bad hare day!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |