animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My parrot was looking quite lonely in the cage all by himself. So, I thought it would be a nice gesture on my part to get him a larger cage and introduce him to a new friend to keep him company, a pet duck.

Of course, I had to ask him first, "Polly want a quacker?"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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How do you turn an elephant into an insect?

Take away the "eleph."

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |