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Favorite this joke Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
Our normally sweet Great Dane has one quirk, she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walking her one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man.
Struggling to keep hold of her, I tried to ease the situation and said, "As you can see, she just loves UPS men."
"Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.
When the Spider e-mailed the Fly, what did he say?
"Please, come see my WEB!"
What does a polar bear eat in the morning?
B-b-b-b-b-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-eakfast!
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