animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”

Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”

Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”

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An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt.

“What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks.

"Here, boy,” he replies.

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posted by "stee" |
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Why is a kangaroo like a pool table?

They both have side pockets!

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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What do you get when you feed a skunk habanero chiles?


Pepper spray!

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posted by "Jonathan Wendt" |