animal jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

"Tea, Rex?"

Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".

Walking our dogs one morning my friend and I noticed they were both looking intently at a large cat.

My friend turned to me and said, "Now that's a cat scan!"

I was driving down the highway when a fox ran in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and stopped in time.

I looked out over the hood of the car and there was the fox, all wide-eyed , looking back at me. It did the sign of the cross and went on its way.