The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals for the wedding.
On the very special night, a mouse walks up the lion and says, "Congratulations brother!"
The lion looks at the mouse and says, "Thanks, but since when am I your brother?"
The mouse replied, "Well, I was once a lion too, then I got married."
Why did the panda steal my socks?
Because he had bear feet!
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr. Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike.”
Why did the bee get married?
He finally found his honey.