animal jokes

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The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals for the wedding.

On the very special night, a mouse walks up the lion and says, "Congratulations brother!"

The lion looks at the mouse and says, "Thanks, but since when am I your brother?"

The mouse replied, "Well, I was once a lion too, then I got married."

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posted by "Badchen" |
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Why did the panda steal my socks?

Because he had bear feet!

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posted by "Elkins " |
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr. Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike.”

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posted by "Vishal" |
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Why did the bee get married?

He finally found his honey.

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posted by "Elkins " |