animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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If you think about it, snakes get a bad rap in life. I mean really now, if you were born
with no arms and no legs, you'd also be very bitter, recluse and have a 'Chip On Your Shoulder'.

Oh that's right...these poor reptiles don't have any shoulders either!

See what I mean?

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
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What kind of coffee do cows drink after giving birth?

Easy, de-calf!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Lare Avery" |
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The word F.E.A.R. has many different acronyms, but the one I like the best is...

(F)orget (E)verything (A)nd (R)un... ... ...

Especially when you're confronted by a very hungry Bear!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
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What do you call a dog wearing earplugs?

It doesn't matter – it can't hear you anyway!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |