animal jokes

Two friends were chatting. "I've just bought a pig!" said the first.

"But where will you keep it?" asked the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!"

"I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied the first.

"But what about the smell?"

"He'll soon get used to that."

How do you count cows?

How else, with a cowculator!

Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!