animal jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

"Thank you, I'll just have a slither."

When a neighbor's home was burglarized, I decided to be more safety conscious. But my measly front-door lock wasn’t going to stop anyone, so I hung this sign outside: "Nancy, don’t come in. The snake is loose. Mom."

What did the magician say when he made the rabbit disappear?

Hare today, gone tomorrow!