animal jokes

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo...

So I had to put my foot down.

People often say, “Elephants never forget!”

But exactly what is it that an elephant needs to remember?

A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.”

The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk!”

The horse says, “Me neither!”