animal jokes

"Mary, if you were a four legged animal and you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?"

"I don't know," said Mary, "but whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark."

When Sammy, the male sheep, lost his mate to old age, the flock asked him to say a few sentimental words.

He took a big breath, opened his mouth, and sang, "There will never ever be another ewe..."

The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals for the wedding.

On the very special night, a mouse walks up the lion and says, "Congratulations brother!"

The lion looks at the mouse and says, "Thanks, but since when am I your brother?"

The mouse replied, "Well, I was once a lion too, then I got married."