animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".

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posted by "Waite " |
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Walking our dogs one morning my friend and I noticed they were both looking intently at a large cat.

My friend turned to me and said, "Now that's a cat scan!"

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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I was driving down the highway when a fox ran in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and stopped in time.

I looked out over the hood of the car and there was the fox, all wide-eyed , looking back at me. It did the sign of the cross and went on its way.

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posted by "Jack Royce Smithson" |
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What is wrong with a chicken that can't lay eggs?

Henopause.

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |