animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
1 votes

What do you call a herd of cattle with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock.

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posted by "iamacutie" |
2 votes

A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.

A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.

The snail looks up and says, "What the heck was that all about?!?!"

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posted by "Kee" |
1 votes

Sign at animal park:

Please be safe. Do not sit, stand, climb, or lean on fence.
If you fall, animals may eat you and that might make them sick.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$5.00 won 7 votes

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

7 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Mary" |