A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the heck was that all about?!?!"
Our normally sweet Great Dane has one quirk, she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walking her one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man.
Struggling to keep hold of her, I tried to ease the situation and said, "As you can see, she just loves UPS men."
"Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.