animal jokes
Favorite this joke A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the heck was that all about?!?!"
Sign at animal park:
Please be safe. Do not sit, stand, climb, or lean on fence.
If you fall, animals may eat you and that might make them sick.
Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
Our normally sweet Great Dane has one quirk, she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walking her one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man.
Struggling to keep hold of her, I tried to ease the situation and said, "As you can see, she just loves UPS men."
"Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.
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