I believe that the most popular name for a cat should be Waldo.
I mean, don't you eventually end up asking where your cat is every day?
If you come home like I do and find your cat had his tail removed from fighting, just take your cat to Walmart...
They're the best re-tailer!
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a baby giraffe sitting next to him. "Are you a baby giraffe?" asked the man, surprised.
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The giraffe replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, "Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten, miserable beasts I have ever seen."
One of the buffalo turned to the other and said, "You know, I think I just heard a discouraging word.