animal jokes

My favorite animal is my dog, because every time I ask him, "How do I look?"...

He always answers me by saying, "Wow! Wow!"

After many years of service, a rich lady decides to fire her maid and hire someone younger. When she hears the news, the maid takes a steak out of the fridge and throws it to the family dog.

"Why did you do that?" asks the lady of the house.

"I never forget a friend," replies the maid. "That was for his help cleaning the dishes all these years!"

Husband: "Did you ever wonder why cats are so finicky?"

Wife: "You'd be finicky too if you had to bath yourself with your tongue."

What did the farmer say when his dog jumped off a cliff?

Dog gone!