My favorite animal is my dog, because every time I ask him, "How do I look?"...
He always answers me by saying, "Wow! Wow!"
After many years of service, a rich lady decides to fire her maid and hire someone younger. When she hears the news, the maid takes a steak out of the fridge and throws it to the family dog.
"Why did you do that?" asks the lady of the house.
"I never forget a friend," replies the maid. "That was for his help cleaning the dishes all these years!"
Husband: "Did you ever wonder why cats are so finicky?"
Wife: "You'd be finicky too if you had to bath yourself with your tongue."
What did the farmer say when his dog jumped off a cliff?
Dog gone!