animal jokes

What kind of coffee do cows drink after giving birth?

Easy, de-calf!

The word F.E.A.R. has many different acronyms, but the one I like the best is...

(F)orget (E)verything (A)nd (R)un... ... ...

Especially when you're confronted by a very hungry Bear!

What do you call a dog wearing earplugs?

It doesn't matter – it can't hear you anyway!

A weasel is dining at a restaurant. He takes his seat and starts looking over the menu.

The waiter then asks, "What can I get you to drink, sir?"

"Oh, not much. Just a diet pop," goes the weasel.