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While at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney’s Animal Kingdom park, I overheard a confused woman complaining to her friend.

She said, "How could they possibly know the names of all those dinosaurs if they died 75 million years ago? And another thing, how do we even know they were called dinosaurs?"

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posted by "stee" |
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The week we got our puppy, I caught a stomach bug and stayed home from work one day. That afternoon, my wife called to check up on me.

"I’m okay," I said. "But guess who pooped in the dining room?"

My wife’s response, "Who?"

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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Why did the sheep get a parking ticket?

Because he was a baa-aaa-aad driver.

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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I think that a Koala should definitely be considered a bear instead of a Marsupial...

It certainly has all of the Koalafications.

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posted by "ippy" |