animal jokes

What do you get when cross an elephant and a skunk?

A smell that you will never forget.

What goes dot-dot-croak,dot-dot-croak?

Morse Toad.

A few animals are in a restaurant. The waiter comes over at the end of the night with the check.

The skunk says, "Don't look at me, I haven't got a scent."

The duck says, "Just put it on my bill!"

The cow says, "You'll have to ask one of the udders."

The elephant blurts out, "It's on me, I have enough money in the trunk!"

What button does a dog push on the DVD player?

The PAWS button!