What do you get when cross an elephant and a skunk?
A smell that you will never forget.
What goes dot-dot-croak,dot-dot-croak?
Morse Toad.
A few animals are in a restaurant. The waiter comes over at the end of the night with the check.
The skunk says, "Don't look at me, I haven't got a scent."
The duck says, "Just put it on my bill!"
The cow says, "You'll have to ask one of the udders."
The elephant blurts out, "It's on me, I have enough money in the trunk!"
What button does a dog push on the DVD player?
The PAWS button!