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A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.

"Is it true," the tourist asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A family of skunks went for their morning walk. They came to a fork in the road.

The daddy skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the left fork."

The momma skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the right fork."

The baby skunk pondered a moment and said, "My end stinks too but I still don't know which road to take!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A fellow had a buzzard for a pet and decided to take him to Hawaii on vacation. He realized it was a long flight and that he couldn't afford the exorbitant fees charged by air lines for extra luggage.

He wasn't prepared for Delta to deny boarding to his pet buzzard, Buford, though. Seems Buford had too much carrion baggage.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Stranger: "To get to the other side."

Me: "No. To get the Chicken Newspaper. You get it?"

Stranger: "No."

Me: "I don't get it either... I get The Miami Herald."

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |