animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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There are bats hanging off a branch upside down, all except one.

Two bats comment, "What's happened to this one?"

"I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."

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How does a dog stop a TV show?

He presses PAWS.

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posted by "Lumbergranny " |
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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What do cows wear when they are vacationing in Hawaii?

Muu-muu dresses...

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