animal jokes
Favorite this joke Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
Compare a complex sentence to a cat...
Cats have claws at end of paws.
Complex sentence has a pause at the end of a clause.
A not so bright young lady in the pet shop ask about buying a gold fish.
The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium.
Her reply was, "I don't care what sign it is."
How do fleas travel?
They itch-hike.
What insect stays healthy all the time?
Vitamin Bee.
What do bugs use to add things in school?
Moth-matics.
What do you call an insect that smells nice?
A deodor-ant.
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