What does one wildebeest say to another wildebeest say at the beginning of each year?
“Happy Gnu Year!”
A horse walks into a bar...
... the trainer says, "Next time, jump!"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”
Why aren't fish allowed to play in an orchestra?
Because you can tune a piano, but you can't tune-a-fish.