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Barking Tree
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Why did the tree think the dog was talking to it?

It kept hearing, "Bark, Bark, Bark!"

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posted by "Lumbergranny " |
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Dinner time
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What does a dog say before dinner?

BONE APPETITE!

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Aging Lamb
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What is a lamb?

An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Flea Jumper
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A flea jumped into a restaurant, nibbled on a pizza and jumped out again.

He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"

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posted by "HENNE" |