animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Two friends were chatting. "I've just bought a pig!" said the first.

"But where will you keep it?" asked the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!"

"I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied the first.

"But what about the smell?"

"He'll soon get used to that."

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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection!

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posted by "Heaven" |
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How do you count cows?

How else, with a cowculator!

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posted by "goldmilion" |
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Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!

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posted by "lilsteve" |