What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
A collie flower.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss.
What might you call a small, puny chicken?
Paltry!
My neighbor called and invited me over to see his new aardvark.
When I arrived he ask if I would like to play with him?
The aardvark was growling loudly and does not seem very friendly so I ask, "Does it bite?"
My neighbor replied, "That's what I want to find out..."