My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo...
So I had to put my foot down.
What do you call a bee that comes from America?
People often say, “Elephants never forget!”
But exactly what is it that an elephant needs to remember?
A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.”
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk!”
The horse says, “Me neither!”