What is a lamb?
An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.
A flea jumped into a restaurant, nibbled on a pizza and jumped out again.
He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
How do you feel if you see a sheepdog with a melon?
"Melon-collie."
What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
About seven miles an hour.