What is the the difference in counting cattle vs sheep?
Counting cattle does not put you to sleep!
What does an educated owl say?
What does a dalmatian say when scratching an itch?
"Ah, that's the spot!"
There are bats hanging off a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment, "What's happened to this one?"
"I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."