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Counting Cattle vs Sheep
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What is the the difference in counting cattle vs sheep?

Counting cattle does not put you to sleep!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Educated Owl
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What does an educated owl say?

Whom... Whom...

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Scratch That Itch
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What does a dalmatian say when scratching an itch?

"Ah, that's the spot!"

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Not Normal
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There are bats hanging off a branch upside down, all except one.

Two bats comment, "What's happened to this one?"

"I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."

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