Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Why shouldn't you play basketball with a pig?
Because it'll hog the ball!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and...(pause)...... cola."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them."