A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of gas."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"
The bee answered, "BP."
A chauffeur worked for a woman who took her cat with her on rides. During one trip, the driver dropped his client at a mall before he filled up the tank.
The cat remained in the car, laying down on top of the limousine's back seat. The service station's attendant glanced at the unusual passenger.
Finally, he asked, "Sir, is that cat someone important?"
My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.
The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."
I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”
“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”
Did you realize that Alligators can grow up to 20 feet?
But most grow 4.