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Favorite this joke Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach?
Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!
When the train stopped at the little Southern station in Arkansas, the tourist from the north sauntered out and gazed curiously at a lean animal with scraggy bristles that was rubbing itself against a scrub-oak.
"What do you call that animal," he ask curiously of a native.
"Razorback hawg," replied the native.
"What's he doing rubbing himself against that tree?"
"He's stropping himself, such. Just stropping himself."
A man was walking through the grounds of a university one morning when he noticed a young blind woman struggling with her Guide-Dog. The animal was resolutely pulling in one direction, she in another.
When he offered assistance, the woman replied, "No thanks, this is a family argument. The dog knows I'm supposed to go to a lecture right now -- but I want to miss it."
Lou: A woman fell overboard from a ship. A shark came up, looked over her and swam away.
Bud: Why did the shark do that?
Lou: Because it was a man eating shark.
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