animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?

A collie flower.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A sourpuss.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What might you call a small, puny chicken?

Paltry!

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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My neighbor called and invited me over to see his new aardvark.

When I arrived he ask if I would like to play with him?

The aardvark was growling loudly and does not seem very friendly so I ask, "Does it bite?"

My neighbor replied, "That's what I want to find out..."

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posted by "Egbert" |