animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
6 votes

Two cows were looking over a gate. One said to the other, "What do you think about this mad cow disease?"

The other cow looked over and replied, "Why should I care, I'm a helicopter..."

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
4 votes

Two chickens were at a crossroad. One road led to KFC and the other one led to Popeyes.

The two chickens decided to part ways. The chicken that went to KFC was killed immediately. The chicken that went to Popeyes was left alone.

He forgot to bring his own bun.

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "LasVegasChic" |
1 votes

There’s literally no way...

To know how many chameleons are in your house.

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
1 votes

Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!”

His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?”

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |