animal jokes
Favorite this joke Tom: Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?
Jerry: No, but I’ve seen what cats do to mice!
I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning...
Now I feel like a good boy.
Why are cats so bad at video games?
Because they can only press paws.
A pet store owner held an emergency staff meeting.
Pet Store owner to all staff members: "Last month I installed an anonymous suggestion box and asked your thoughts on how to increase sales. I did say the suggestions are anonymous but I'd REALLY like to know who suggested we put recipes on the cages."
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