animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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A man was walking through the grounds of a university one morning when he noticed a young blind woman struggling with her Guide-Dog. The animal was resolutely pulling in one direction, she in another.

When he offered assistance, the woman replied, "No thanks, this is a family argument. The dog knows I'm supposed to go to a lecture right now -- but I want to miss it."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Lou: A woman fell overboard from a ship. A shark came up, looked over her and swam away.

Bud: Why did the shark do that?

Lou: Because it was a man eating shark.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.

After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it, or should we stay here for a few days and out number them?"

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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I trained my dog to fetch me beer...

It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbors fridge!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |