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Favorite this joke On a slow day with few customers, a clerk at a telegram office looks down from her counter and sees a dog waiting in line.
"Oh, aren't you cute?" she says. "What would you like me to put on your telegram?"
"Bow wow wow, Bow wow wow," the dog replies.
The clerk says in a cutesy voice, "But you can add another 'Bow wow wow' for the same price."
The dog responds, "Now wouldn't that sound a little silly?"
A female crab was walking down the beach one evening when she noticed a male crab coming toward her, but he was walking straight and not sideways.
Impressed by his talent, she decided to marry him immediately. The next morning she noticed him walking sideways like any ordinary crab. She asked, "What happened? Yesterday you were able to walk straight!"
He answered, "What?! I can't get that drunk every day!"
Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment?
It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat?
Chicago.
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