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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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posted by "Clown" |
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When Sammy, the male sheep, lost his mate to old age, the flock asked him to say a few sentimental words.

He took a big breath, opened his mouth, and sang, "There will never ever be another ewe..."

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals for the wedding.

On the very special night, a mouse walks up the lion and says, "Congratulations brother!"

The lion looks at the mouse and says, "Thanks, but since when am I your brother?"

The mouse replied, "Well, I was once a lion too, then I got married."

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posted by "Badchen" |
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Why did the panda steal my socks?

Because he had bear feet!

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posted by "Elkins " |