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Favorite this joke The young bullfrog, full of himself, went off to find a wife. He met a cute female porcupine, and quickly fell in love with her.
He told his father about his love, and his father was appalled! "Why would you want to marry a porcupine," he asked, bewildered.
"Well," said the young frog, "the elephant wouldn't have me."
A guy walks into a bar, orders a pint and a pork pie, downs his pint, puts the pork pie on his head and smashes it with his hand, then walks out, leaving the barman a little confused.
The next day he comes back in, orders a pint and a pork pie, downs the pint, puts the pork pie on his head, smashes it with his hand and walks out, leaving the barman even more confused.
The next day he comes in again and orders a pint and a pork pie but the barman, trying to figure him out, says,"Sorry, no pork pies."
The guy orders a packet of cheese and onion crisps instead, downs the pint, puts the packet of cheese and onion crisps on his head smashes them with his hand and is about to leave when the barman stops him and asks, "Why did you just smash that packet of cheese and onion crisps on your head?"
The guy replies, "Because you didn't have any pork pies.”
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it happened 250 million years ago!
The cowpoke at the dude ranch was getting the crowd to pick the type horse they wanted.
"For those seasoned riders, we have fast horses. For you novice riders, we have slow horses."
A city slicker spoke out, "What if you've never ridden a horse?"
The cowpoke said, "Great. For you who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden, as well."
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