animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.

So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth. He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and sees him out. A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”

“Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”

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posted by "bhagath" |
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What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?

"You’re purrr-fect for me!"

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posted by "bhagath" |
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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A Headbanger!

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posted by "Rene van Biene" |
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"Mary, if you were a four legged animal and you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?"

"I don't know," said Mary, "but whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark."

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posted by "Murb" |