animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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How do you count cows?

How else, with a cowculator!

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posted by "goldmilion" |
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Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!

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posted by "lilsteve" |
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What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

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posted by "worldHappyMan" |
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A friend of mine, a professional organist, was asked to play for a wedding. Unfamiliar with the church's organ, she went to the sanctuary to practice.

Curious about a small keyboard that slid out from under the two regular keyboards, she tapped out a couple of bars of a children's song but heard nothing. Then she played a few more notes, but still no organ music.

Just then a man came running into the church, shouting, "Who's playing 'Three Blind Mice' on the church-steeple bells?"

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posted by "berry" |