animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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A cowboy was leading a flock of sheep down Main Street when he was ordered to stop by the town policeman.

“What’s wrong?” the cowboy asked. “I was just heading my ewes into a side street.”

“That’s the trouble,” the policeman replied. “No ewe turns permitted on Main Street!”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A fisherman carrying a lobster bumped into a friend on the way home.

“Where are you going with the lobster under your arm?” asked his friend.

The fisherman answered, “I’m taking him home to dinner.”

Just then the lobster spoke up, “I’ve already had my dinner, can we go to a movie instead?”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A dog was so clever that his owner sent him to college. Home for vacation, the dog admitted he had learned neither history nor science, but added proudly, “I did make a good start in foreign languages.”

“Okay,” replied the owner, “say something in a foreign language.”

The dog said, “Meow!”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.

"What are you?" asks the cat.

"A gnome," comes the reply. "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?"

The cat replies, "Um, I guess I'm a gnome."

3 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |