animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.

"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"

"Sure I could have, but you know we're supposed to stay on the horse."

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posted by "merk" |
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What do you get when you eat a rabbit?

You get a hare in your mouth.

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posted by "Jerry Rossman" |
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You know why dogs have no money?

No pockets.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new client, I had her fill out a questionnaire.

One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?”

My client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |