So a burglar broke into my house...
I put the red dot on his chest and my cat did the rest!
A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though...
Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass!
There is an old story about the data center of the future.
This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog.
The man's job is to feed the dog.
The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer.
I was sitting in my backyard, wondering how the birds could make so much noise...
Then it dawned on me, their talk is "cheep!"