animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
$50.00 won 16 votes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

"Thank you, I'll just have a slither."

16 votes

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posted by "RS" |
$12.00 won 14 votes

When a neighbor's home was burglarized, I decided to be more safety conscious. But my measly front-door lock wasn’t going to stop anyone, so I hung this sign outside: "Nancy, don’t come in. The snake is loose. Mom."

14 votes

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posted by "aak" |
$15.00 won 15 votes

What did the magician say when he made the rabbit disappear?

Hare today, gone tomorrow!

15 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
4 votes

Why did the spider cross the road?

Because it wanted to go to his web-site.

4 votes

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posted by "Heaven" |