animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a shoe repair shop. I placed them on the counter and told the man, "My dog got hold of this."

The repairman picked up the shoe, looked it over, and placed it back down on the counter. "Well, what do you recommend?" I asked.

He looked at me and replied, "Give your dog the other shoe."

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.

I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

Mother Lion: Junior, what are you doing?

Lion Cub: I’m chasing a hunter around a tree.

Mother Lion: How many times must I tell you not to play with your food?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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What happened when they crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?

The bird not only delivered the mail, but also knocked on the door.

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posted by "greens52" |