animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

2 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

Compare a complex sentence to a cat...

Cats have claws at end of paws.

Complex sentence has a pause at the end of a clause.

5 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

A not so bright young lady in the pet shop ask about buying a gold fish.

The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium.

Her reply was, "I don't care what sign it is."

6 votes

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posted by "Benjones" |
$25.00 won 6 votes
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How do fleas travel?
They itch-hike.

What insect stays healthy all the time?
Vitamin Bee.

What do bugs use to add things in school?
Moth-matics.

What do you call an insect that smells nice?
A deodor-ant.

6 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |