animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Early one morning, one of the gods was galloping around Mount Olympus. Invigorated by the brisk breeze, he shouted euphorically, "I'm Thor!" 

His stallion looked back at him and reminded him, "That'th becauthe you forgot the thaddle, thilly!" 

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posted by "alexander" |
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What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers...

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Two friends were chatting. "I've just bought a pig!" said the first.

"But where will you keep it?" asked the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!"

"I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied the first.

"But what about the smell?"

"He'll soon get used to that."

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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection!

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posted by "Heaven" |