animal jokes

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The word F.E.A.R. has many different acronyms, but the one I like the best is...

(F)orget (E)verything (A)nd (R)un... ... ...

Especially when you're confronted by a very hungry Bear!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
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What do you call a dog wearing earplugs?

It doesn't matter – it can't hear you anyway!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A weasel is dining at a restaurant. He takes his seat and starts looking over the menu.

The waiter then asks, "What can I get you to drink, sir?"

"Oh, not much. Just a diet pop," goes the weasel.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "monkeyguypdx06" |
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Why is the Sea horse the most intelligent animal?

Because when reproducing, it is the only animal where the female says to the male, "Here's the eggs, you deal with them!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Stephen Vanderpool" |