animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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What do you call a mean mother hen?

An egg beater.

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posted by "danmug" |
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"I can’t kill the mosquito who bit me and sucked my blood."

"Why Not?"

"Because we’re related by blood now!"

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posted by "takella" |
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A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.

So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth. He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and sees him out. A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”

“Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”

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posted by "bhagath" |
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What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?

"You’re purrr-fect for me!"

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "bhagath" |