What does a dalmatian say when scratching an itch?
"Ah, that's the spot!"
There are bats hanging off a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment, "What's happened to this one?"
"I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses PAWS.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside.