animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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What happened when dog went to the flea circus?

He stole the show!

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posted by "raza" |
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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one.

"Me too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate until they could eat no more. "I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the first one.

"Me neither, let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.

"Okay," said the first. They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up.

As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I love baskin' robins."

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posted by "Tomaso" |
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What dog says “meow”?

A police dog working undercover.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

"Thank you, I'll just have a slither."

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posted by "RS" |