animal jokes

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What does one wildebeest say to another wildebeest say at the beginning of each year?

“Happy Gnu Year!”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A horse walks into a bar...

... the trainer says, "Next time, jump!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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Why aren't fish allowed to play in an orchestra?

Because you can tune a piano, but you can't tune-a-fish.

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posted by "wadejagz" |