animal jokes

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A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins.

It was a turtle disaster.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself.

"What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?"

"Not at all," said the man. "I'm surprised that you think you can win."

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posted by "Ed ORorke" |
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Three ants find an elephant asleep.

First ant says, "Let's get him!"

Second one says, "Let's beat him up!"

Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and we are three!"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo.

When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section.Later, the keeper dropped by to see how the young man was doing and found him standing by an empty enclosure with the gate open.

"Where are the tortoises?" he asked.

"I can't believe it," said the new employee, "I just opened the door and whoosh, they were gone!"

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posted by "HENNE" |