animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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How do you feel if you see a sheepdog with a melon?

"Melon-collie."

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posted by "Shenghen" |
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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

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posted by "RS" |
8 votes

What type of dog does not bark?

A "hush" puppy.

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posted by "Lumbergranny " |
$15.00 won 8 votes

What is the the difference in counting cattle vs sheep?

Counting cattle does not put you to sleep!

8 votes

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posted by "barber7796" |